Antidotes to Your Shrink’s Falling Asleep During the Therapy Session:
- Insist that one of your other personalities already paid last month’s therapy bill.
- Lie down under the couch. Express concern that you are not narcissistic enough.
- Bark.
- Shout “Eureka!” after your therapist makes an interpretation.
- Play dead.
- As your therapist hands you the therapy bill, put on a pair of latex rubber gloves to accept it.
Copyright 1994 Wry-Bred Press, Inc.
Excerpted from the Journal of Polymorphous Perversity
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